I hit him.
I hit him?!
Ohhh, I hit him.
See, this is my origin story, my Genesis, my whole…’In the begining’…
And up until this moment I was looking pretty pathetic. But then I hit him.
Have you ever been hunting? Sometimes when your out hunting in the woods, you’ll hear another hunter fire a shot. Its odd, its the silence and hum of nature interupted by an incredible Ka-Pow! With that long trailing echo afterwards. Thats what this was. This was Ka-Pow at its finest.
That punch hit him and he knew it. His mom knew it. OooooOOOooooo.(burn!)
And with that hit I felt something inside me. The fear left and in its place was a fire. A big roaring flame burning inside like an old locomotive engine. I guess this is what they mean when they say you feal stoaked. I was stoaked.
i tore into the beast, pulling every move I could think of from every Jet Li, Jackie Chan, Bruce Willis movie i had absorbed in my head over the span of my life. With then topping it all off with my vast knowledge of WWE wrestling manuevers that every child who grew up being a Hulkamaniac had learned.
Flying lariats, drop kicks, sweet chin music, all of it i threw at him and the more I hit him the bigger the fire grew, and coincidently he began to shrink. What was this goliath of a beast that ripped through trees as though they were tooth picks when he firs appeared, had now shrunk down to about 6 1/2 feet tall and 300lbs. Not saying thats small by any means, but it was nothing compared to the thing that was tossing me around like an old action figure 5 minutes ago.
And with one final move, it was over. Call it an RKO, a Diamond Cutter, a Stunner, what ever, it was the finishing move that took out the first demon I fought.
The crowd cheered, the griori screamed and hollered cheering me as the beast fell.
“Thought you didn’t know how to fight?” said Gabrielle “where did you learn that?”
“Monday Night Raw.” I said
“Nicely done Demon Hunter.” Tychius shook my hand
“All Hail the new Demon Hunter” Zaquiel screamed to the Grigori and againt they all yelled back “STARS IN HIS EYES”
“Congratulations” said Verchi “Now your ready to hear everything and learn what you can do, we’ll give you some training, but this is mans war and your going to fight this group back to Hell on your own, but we’ll be there for you, and we’ll be watching.”
“Oh yes SHEEP. You’ll do as you always do, follow and watch.” a dark voice spoke.
“Azazel.” The Powers turned and faced him.
“Congratulations boy. Your the new ‘Demon Hunter’ the next victim, the next sacrificial lamb. Being led to the slaughter.”
Thats when I met him, thats when I really became the new demon hunter, when I met Azazel the leader of the demons who had been unleashed from Hell
